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Tebow accounted for five touchdowns, Percy Harvin scored twice and the eighth-ranked, revenge-minded Gators thumped the sixth-ranked Bulldogs 49-10 Saturday in one of the most anticipated matchups in the history of this storied rivalry.

Georgia clearly can not deal with the speed of the SEC.

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The second-ranked Crimson Tide cruised to a 29-9 win over the Volunteers on Saturday night for its first back-to-back victories since 1991-92.

Moreno's long score late in the third quarter gave seventh-ranked Georgia a three-touchdown lead, and the Bulldogs held on for a 52-38 victory over No. 13 LSU on Saturday that sent many Tigers fans to the exits early. 

Tim Tebow threw two touchdown passes, ran for two scores and Florida used two blocked punts to jump-start a 63-5 rout of the injury-riddled Wildcats. 

Clearly, Tennessee, LSU, and Kentucky can not deal with the speed of the SEC.

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Tebow threw two touchdown passes to Percy Harvin and ran for a score, and No. 11 Florida thumped defending national champion LSU 51-21 at Florida Field.

Clearly, LSU just can not handle the speed of the SEC.

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ATHENS, Ga. -- Forget the blackout. This was an early knockout.

Backed by a dominant defense and John Parker Wilson's accurate passing, No. 8 Alabama raced to a stunning 31-point lead by halftime against self-destructing Georgia and held on to beat the third-ranked Bulldogs 41-30 Saturday night, establishing Nick Saban's team as a national championship contender in his second season.

Clearly, Georgia just can not deal with the speed of the SEC.

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Tim Tebow threw two touchdown passes and helped Meyer improve to 4-0 as Gators coach against the self-destructive Volunteers with a 30-6 victory Saturday, the second consecutive blowout for No. 4 Florida over its SEC East rival.

Javier Arenas and Justin Woodall scored on those long returns, and the ninth-ranked Crimson Tide opened Southeastern Conference play with a 49-14 rout of Arkansas on Saturday.

Clearly, the SEC just can't deal with the speed of the SEC.

Y'all Reckon He's Fixing On Finding Jesus?

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Tennessee quarterback Jim Bob Cooter was suspended indefinitely Monday after campus police arrested him on a drunken-driving charge.

You just know it's UT football when your quarterback is named "Jim Bob Cooter".

You Call That A Threat?

Meyer threatens his running backs

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- Florida coach Urban Meyer threatened Tuesday to play without a running back if someone doesn't step up at the position.

You can tell Urban is new and out of Utah.  In Florida, college football players don't consider something a "threat" unless you actually use a gun.

How Happy Am I, Part II

Good God, at long last, I'm actually, finally watching college football on TV again.  It's only South Carolina, but any port in a storm.

I'm giddy.

Top The World, Ma!

American Super Hero, Ed Viesturs, Towering Above Mere Mortals

SEATTLE - A Seattle man has become the first American to climb all 14 of the world’s 8,000-meter peaks, an 18-year adventure that culminated Thursday on the summit of Nepal’s 26,545-foot Annapurna.

Ed Viesturs, 46, who has climbed the world’s highest peak, 29,035-foot Mount Everest, six times, reached the summit along with three Italian climbers whose names were not immediately available, according to an e-mail from his wife, Paula…

A veterinarian by training, Viesturs attained all 14 summits without the use of supplemental oxygen. “I climb without bottled oxygen, even if it keeps me from reaching the summit,” he wrote on his Web site. “My personal goal is to see how I can perform, to experience the mountain as it is without reducing it to my level. For me, how I reach the top is more important than whether I do.”

And little American kids trade baseball cards?  They think Barry Bonds is a hero???

Shit, Ed Viesturs climbs without oxygen in fucking outer space. Barry Bonds?  Barry Bonds can't even play the outfield at sea level in California without mainlining bull sperm directly into his heart. 

I'd like to see Barry Bonds play in a stadium that killed one out of every three guys who tried to round the bases.

No, really.  I would.  I'd be a season ticket holder for that.

Greased Molasses!

Clarett made several miscalculations at the recent combine and hopes to rectify those at his private workout. He had originally bulked up to impress the scouts that week, but was too heavy, and, after a crash diet, ran disappointing times of 4.82 and then 4.72. After his poor 40 times, he refused to partake in any more workouts, to the dismay of NFL coaches and general managers. He's projected now as a sixth- or seventh-round pick, if he's drafted at all, and that's why his next workout is of dire importance. He is already back in training, with a speed coach, in Southern California.

Jesus Christ, no wonder Clarett thought he was ready for the NFL after half a season at Ohio State! No wonder he had such a big head and a bad attitude! When you're that fast at tailback, the state of Ohio is too small to contain you! Just running for the bathroom, you might wind up in Oregon!

A 4.8 in the forty??? What’s he hoping to play in the NFL, an offensive lineman?

Shit! If he gets any faster, heck, he might even be able to catch my sister! Course, my sister just had a baby, so she’s lost a step or two…

What a jerk.