Worth Every Penny, All Fifteen Million Of Them

With 99.3% of precincts reporting McCain and Palin will win Alaska's 3 electoral votes but Obama 349 electoral votes will make him the 44th President of the United States.

I don't think John McCain has been given nearly enough credit for strategically putting Sarah Palin on the ticket to rally the base by acting stupidly in public and deliver Alaska's 3 electoral votes which have always proven crucial in no elections.

But more than that, I think the people of Alaska, by voting in favor of their brainless governor, have sent a clear signal to Washington that they resoundingly reject the socialism of spreading the wealth!

And even though the good People of the Great United States are sending Governor Dipsy Doodle back to the arctic glaciers and frozen tundra that inspired and shaped her "thinking" process, that doesn't mean she still can't be that agent who delivers the kind of change just regular average folks so desperately want.

I'll be rooting for you, Sarah Palin!  We all will!  When you go back to Anchorage and start fighting the good fight for free markets and capitalism, and good old fashioned "every man for himself".  It'll be tough.  But you're a pitbull with lipstick!  Grrrrr!

If anyone can dismantle Alaska's free-loading, government hand-out taking, collective resource owning socialism, it's you!

You go, girl!

Comments

[KitE]

I'd also like to thank McCain for choosing Sarah. After all, he's now given us a figure head (or is it her boobs?) for the insane base to rally around for the foreseeable future, and that makes these fuckwits easier to spot.

[cookie]

Maybe we'll see her on a reality show rooming with Ron Jeremy. We all have our dreams.

[electronic cigarette]

haha