Usually, I just delete this kind of stuff. But some things are too good to throw away:
Subject: We offer midget sex
Date: Thursday, December 8, 2005 10:26 AM
From: [email protected]
To: rickyI've heard _all_ about you...
Nude midgets indulging in midget sex!
Never seen before nude midgets couples enjoying midget sex, midget xxx and the jaw-opening dwarf p0rn!!
http://www.geocities.com/midgettdf
Also, I'm kind of curious about what kind of Google searches will bring the curious here for this one.
That email junk filter is still working like Bush in August!
so, if they've "heard _all_ about you," what exactly have the heard? And is it true????
Posted by: cookie | December 08, 2005 at 11:42 AM
Oooops. I sent that to the wrong Ricky!
Posted by: Roxanne | December 08, 2005 at 02:57 PM
No, you got the right guy. I totally dig jaw opening dwarf pOrn. But, again, I like mine with ornamental headgear.
You know, I like my dwarf p0rn dirty.
This stuff is vanilla.
Posted by: ricky | December 09, 2005 at 08:20 PM
ok, but i gotta know. do the dwarfs wear speedos or are they buck nekkid?
Posted by: cookie | December 10, 2005 at 12:13 AM
I'm a big Tolkien fan, Cookie. I picture the Dwarves in little mithril codpieces.
With lofty ornamental headgear...
Posted by: ricky | December 10, 2005 at 02:45 AM
u r a cock. u said that this site contained dwarfs having sex with each other.u are a liar. this site is not worth my jizzzzzzz.
Posted by: carl | October 21, 2006 at 07:33 PM
Sorry to disappoint. Though, on the other hand, I can only be so unhappy that you didn't leave your jizzzzzz here.
Posted by: ricky | October 21, 2006 at 09:37 PM
We also feel cheated. We were wondering which has the larger penis: dwarves or midgets? Photographic evidence would be preferable.
Cheers,
DPL69.
Posted by: dwarfpornlover69 | February 02, 2007 at 04:10 AM