Anne Coulter says we’re “Godless” — we “liberals.” And by “liberals,” she means anyone who wants to keep the government out of our underpants, out of Iraq, and out of the business of helping Big Business shoplift America.
It’s time someone took on the blonde bully.
Anne, I realize this is a special day for you, releasing your book on June 6 — 06-06-06.
Going through it, I must, admit, is heavy going: ‘Godless’ is a 300-page brick of solid meanness and pin-head hatreds packaged like a fashion magazine: Big Brother wears Prada.
You accuse those who don’t sign on to your list of prejudices as the Lord’s enemies. That’s not original, Anne: the Taliban thought of it before you and they too were partial to dressing in black.
You want to talk about Godless? OK, let’s go:
Would the Lord lie us into a war?
Would the Lord let thousands drown in New Orleans while chilling at a golf resort?
Would the Lord have removed tens of thousands of Black soldiers from the voter rolls as the Republican Party did in 2004?
You talk about being “Christian” — but with all your zeal to fire up electric chairs and Abrams tanks, you sound more like a Roman.
I suggest this, Anne: let’s debate. Set the time, set the place, and I’ll be there. Nose to nose, my facts versus your fanaticism.
But I know you don’t have the guts to do anything but lob idiocies from your electronic Fox-hole.
Your new book is called, “Godless.” Your autobiography should be called, “Gutless.”
I'm not a real religious guy, so I personally don't care too much about this kind of stuff but...
If you're a forty something year old woman, who's sexually active with multiple partners and who's never been married, it takes a set of balls at least as big as Ann's Adam's Apple to question anybody's morality.
Anne, unless you're ready to have Dr. Frist, stinking of gorilla semen, certify on the floor of the Senate that your hymen's as intact as Terry Schiavo's cognitive functions, shut the fuck up.
Because I'm pretty sure Jesus's Sermon on the Mount had nothing to do with Bob Guccione, Jr., you, and the missionary position.
Considering Ann Coulter's comments on Today with Matt Lauer yesterday that the 9-11 widows are "enjoying their husbands deaths", I'd have to say that perhaps Ann has jumped the shark, finally. Let's hope she trips on the landing and they get to eat her.
Posted by: Kit E | June 08, 2006 at 10:50 AM
Ricky, if she's single and sexually active with other consenting adults, no matter the number, let's not attack her on those grounds. We don't even have to attack her on the fact that nobody can confirm she herself is a member of a church, anywhere (though this is funnier).
Her written word is all we need. There's plenty of great material right there.
Posted by: pam | June 09, 2006 at 10:17 AM
Eyuh! Just the use of "Anne Coulter" and "sexually active" in the same sentence is gross!
I mean, what kind of "partner" would go to bed with an obviously sick, demented hag who can't discern reality from her fiery visions? Ah, you're right! A "good Christian family values Republican!"
Posted by: Jerry | June 09, 2006 at 02:30 PM
Uh, I'm late to post here but can I say that you made my insomnia worth while?
aimai
Posted by: aimai | June 12, 2006 at 01:26 AM
Hey, Rick, you said the same thing as Henry Rollins! http://worshiptheglitch.com/2006/06/henry-rollins-love-letter-to-ann.html
Great minds think alike and all that.
Posted by: nate-dogg | June 13, 2006 at 12:41 PM