New Caffeine-free Diet Sprites!
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- When he travels, Vice President Dick Cheney wants his hotel suites at 68 degrees, a document published Thursday by "The Smoking Gun" Web site stipulates.
He also wants fresh-brewed, decaffeinated coffee, four to six bottles of water and four cans of caffeine-free Diet Sprite, according to the list of requests, which is titled "Vice Presidential Downtime Requirements."
Right. I believe this like I believe Bush's Summer Reading List.
We all know what Dick Cheney wants in his room when he travels: ammo, plasma, defibrillator, six dozen passive quails, and some kind of occlusive patch for sucking chest wounds in case any of his good lawyer friends stop by.
And, oh yeah, a "Do Not Disturb" sign. You know, for the local deputies.