"I want the Iraqi people to hear I've got great confidence in their capacity to self govern," Bush said. "I also want the Iraqi people to hear -- it's about time you get a unity government going. In other words, Americans understand you're newcomers to the political arena. But pretty soon its time to shut her down and get governing."
Purty soon it's time to shut her down and git gubning!
What the fuck does that mean?
Shut who down? Shut what down? What does the Cretin in Chief think is up and running that, hey, it's been fun, but now it's time to shut down so y'all can get down to gubning?
Never mind the imbecilic "Americans unnerstan' y'all are newcomers to the political arena".
Dear President History Idiot, Iraq is the cradle of civilization. The Iraqis had politics when the Bush family didn't just look like monkeys, but were actually still living in trees.
And the Iraqis have had politics ever since. Sure, since the British got there, the Iraqis have had shitty politics. But, Dear Preznit Stupidhead, they are not newcomers to the "politcal arena".
Whatever the fuck that is.
God, doesn't this idiot embarrass Republicans?
I mean, obviously, he does. Because only about 36% of the People approve of the job he's doing. And I've got a lot of Republican friends. I live in a mostly Republican city. And most of them think Bush is a gibbering idiot.
Though they still voted for him.
Because they're my friends, I don't really press them about that.
But, please, "shut 'er down and git gubning!"
What a moron.
If troops were withdrawn now, Iraq would turn into a safe haven for
terrorists, who could arm themselves with weapons of mass destruction and
could attack moderate governments in the Middle East, he said.
"The Iraqi government is still in transition, and the Iraqi security forces
are still gathering capacity," Bush said. "If we leave Iraq before they're
capable of defending their own democracy, the terrorists will win."
This total goober delivers the punchline to a sorry American joke as part of his speech! If we don't do something stupid, the terrorists will win!
Yes, the Iraqi forces are gathering "capacity". They're gathering their maximum capacity of Mahdi Army and Badr Organization, and other hard line Shiite militiamen possible.
And, yes, Iraq is turning into a safe haven for terrorists. Something it was objectively not before Bush decided to invade it.
But, no, terrorists in the Free Extremist Islamic Republic of Iraq will not have access to Weapons of Mass Destruction. You know why?
Because, idiot, THERE ARE NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN IRAQ.