I just have to share. I admit, sometimes the neighbors complain, sometimes it's a problem in certain kinds of "theatres". But I'd like to point to the example of E.B. White to say, "Hey, who's ever heard of E.B. White?"
So, shut up.
My good friend, Grace, sent me this awesome picture of herself with that guy who's sister is totally hot. Apparently, or as far I understood, she had the chance to get her picture taken with Bill Clinton or the guy who's sister is totally hot.
I thoughtfully responded:
That’s awesome! Though, I think a picture with The Big Dog would’ve been better.
Course, on the other hand, if you pose with Bill Clinton, well, you gotta put out. He ain’t giving those pictures away.
I’m not criticizing or judging—that’s the world we live in. Nobody gets anything for free.
And The Big Dog gave us plenty. Surely a nation as rich and bountiful in beautiful, healthy, and sexually adventurous women as the United States can afford to give Bill Clinton all the damn hummers the dude can ever require.
Christ, when I was a freshman at Penn State, there was a third string linebacker who lived two doors down from me in East Halls who got blown every single day of the week by a different girl. And that guy never played a single down in four years. Plus he got a full scholarship.
Bill Clinton spends eight years battling Newt Gingrich and Tom DeLay, Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, about six “independent” prosecutors, and what, ultimately, does he get burned for?
A blowjob from one girl.
Frankly, if we had it all to do over again, if we had known what was going to happen, Democrats should have raised an entire army of women who would have been more than happy to blow the President.
I mean, what could Republicans say if there was an army of hot Democratic chicks marching on Washington, demanding to blow the President?
And what could the President do? Refuse? And face a wild Washington girl frenzy?
When the people speak, the President must answer.
And don’t think I’m being sexist or callous. Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton end up in the White House, I’m there with my Speedo and a little donkey tail hanging off the back.
I’ve had lousy sex and I’ve had lousy government. I’ll take lousy sex every day of the week.
And who's to say Nancy Pelosi wouldn't be hot sex? I mean, she said Bush was an incompetent fool. I hear a woman say something like that, and that's almost hot sex to start with...