Harriet worships the president and has called him the smartest man she’s known…
Bush is the smartest man she's ever known?
Poor Harriet Miers. Apparently, she’s only ever known one man.
Just wait until she goes to the Supreme Court and gets to meet seven new men! By lunch time the first day, Bush’ll be the eighth smartest guy she’s ever known! Even after Clarence Thomas, that dumbass.
(p.s. Harriet, because you don't get out much: if Clarence offers to buy you a Coke, pass on that.)