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September 27, 2005



Dead cat. Live gerbil. Your choice.

- Karl Rove


Karl Rove would never give me the choice.

It's a dead cat up your butt. Or live rats in the head cage.

Come on, Elisson! Rove's not only read 1984, he's turned it into a training manual for Gee Oh Pee political operatives.

No one gets to choose what's in Room 101...


Good Lord.


Wowww, who would have thought to make a sportscoat made entirely of Necco candy buttons!!

Off the subject, have you heard that Mrs. Prez is going to be on Extreme Home makeover in Mississippi??


I've been gone for so long it's going to take me weeks to catch up to all your clique's inside jokes.

But I'm glad I came back to something as deep as cat-up-the-butt jokes!

I totally missed something...


Allow me to fill you in on some things =AnnA=, Ricky has come out of the closet about his cat up the butt fetish.

He's always admired Bill Frist for his cat fetish, but wanted to... let's say... make it his own.

So, after the big Penn State win over USF a few weeks ago, ricky decided to stick a cat up his butt to celebrate the victory.

And he's been a happy camper ever since.

oh, and welcome back!


Ricky, I agree with you wholeheartedly. The people who joke about hamsters aren't thinking this one through. Cats, by their very nature, are far superior allies in our endevours.

I mean YOUR endevours.

Elke Sisco

Say, Ricky, is it the face-eating monkeys that were causing your monkey pox? And in any case, I'm just glad you haven't been inflicted with the moronic plague that's going around.

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