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April 18, 2005



So, this is sort of like Bush and Iraq?


I didn't want to be the one to say it...


The shark did not "leap out of his seatless toilet and bite him in the crotch" for a reason. Several reasons, actually.

(1) Shark is too busy laughing at this hapless schmo's story.

(2) No point. Not enough meat (heh) to justify effort of swimming though sewer pipe.

(3) Shark being held prisoner in Tom DeLay's basement to avoid having him become pivotal figure in "shrunken, deformed penis vs. BushCo Iraq Adventure" analogy.


Does anyone else find it odd that Ricky's posting on penis enlargement twice in one week? I'm just askin'.


Well, gosh, I just thought it was a funny story.

I had no idea it was odd. I'll make sure, from now on, that I carefully consider how odd things are that I feel like writing about before I post them.

Thanks, Cookie!


So you expect to screen your posts for "odd" stuff, and still mention current politics, the ethics of current politicians, Supreme Court justices, and our relationships with the rest of the world?


Yeah, that does seem like a lot of work. Maybe I'll just say the hell with it and do something else with my spare time.


No! Please don't stop!!! We love you! We'd all be crushed and horribly saddened if you stopped. We neeeeeed you, Ricky!

But seriously, I do really enjoy reading your stuff. puhl-ease, don't stop? I promise I'll be a good girl.


Don't quit, just don't screen for "Odd!" or "Greedy!" Or "Insane!" or "Twice as stupid as sack full of hammers!" Or "So corrupt you can't see the corpse for the bottle flies!" You know, stuff like that.

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