Dawn says she got her porn name (Cookie Christine), which she uses as a screen name by putting together 1st pet, 1st street. So of course I thought "What's my porn name?" Turns out it's Tuffer Barnes. Sounds a little gay porn to me so when my porn career starts I might go with 2nd pet and choose Pokey Barnes. What's your porn name?
Mine is Bismark Sylvania. Which, I thought, sounded like the anti-hero in a pornographic vampire movie. Or maybe a sailor in some kind of unspeakable German fetish production.
Though, actually "Bismark" was not really my first pet. I think my first pet was a mouse named American Bigshot. He developed a horrendous tumor on his back and miraculously disappeared overnight.
But now that I think about it, American Bigshot has porn potential...but it sounds kind of, you know, boastful...